I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

(Source: eagerclit, via zedsdeadbabyyy)

The Seven Shittiest Sins

  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit

you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin, via forgave)